If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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