I wanna bring you to show and tell
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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