I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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