i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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