So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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