How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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