Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Let's get the cat blown out
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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