You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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