I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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