How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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