I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Every concussion has its silver lining
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Randomize
