I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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