I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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