I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
