This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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