Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't turn off my feet"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
