We won't sleep together?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Randomize
