maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Someone signed my nipple.
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