Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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