Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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