Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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