i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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