we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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