What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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