i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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