I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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