The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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