is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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