dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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