I should be sponsored by Trojan
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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