spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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