I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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