idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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