fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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