I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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