Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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