ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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