quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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