I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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