Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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