just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
