she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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