it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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