No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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