Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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