Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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