that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
