You really coming over, don't trick.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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