At least make sure they are 18
Why
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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