There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
im on a boat
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