ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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