She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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